I am home today. All blessed, glorious day. For the first time in a really long time. With a knowing smile on my face, I put on my stretchiest stretch pants, old brown t-shirt with that grease stain that I never could get out in the wash, and miserable old Disney hoodie proclaiming "GRUMPY" in bold letters across the chest. Oh, I'm pretty, alright. I think I actually heard my body say, "aaahhhhh. That'sa good." Let this be a lesson to you--call first. If any of you chose to show up on my doorstep today, I promise I will look scary. Don't judge.
My husband and I joke that my super-power is the ability to change into pajamas in the blink of an eye, just as soon as I step through the door of our house. At least, I think it's a joke. Sometimes even I am impressed with how quickly I can change into my super-hero costume. Maybe there's more to that super-power stuff....
What's your ridiculous "super-power"? Please tell me I'm not the only one! Maybe you can roll your tongue--and, let's face it, people who can roll their tongues are just plain weird. Maybe you have the dialogue of every Brady Bunch episode catalogged in your noggin. I think it's safe to say that the world deserves to know about that if you do.
So, 'fess up! Whatcha got?
My husband and I joke that my super-power is the ability to change into pajamas in the blink of an eye, just as soon as I step through the door of our house. At least, I think it's a joke. Sometimes even I am impressed with how quickly I can change into my super-hero costume. Maybe there's more to that super-power stuff....
What's your ridiculous "super-power"? Please tell me I'm not the only one! Maybe you can roll your tongue--and, let's face it, people who can roll their tongues are just plain weird. Maybe you have the dialogue of every Brady Bunch episode catalogged in your noggin. I think it's safe to say that the world deserves to know about that if you do.
So, 'fess up! Whatcha got?
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